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(song completed Saturday, 3/22/2008)
A little over a month ago I returned to the studio to record my next single. While my smash hit “Slow” was an up-tempo booty-shakin’ romp for the dance clubs, this time I wanted to lay down a sultry, smooth jam for the ladies. Awwww yeah.
I’m not the first rap superstar to showcase his/her range of talents with a little R & B crooning (Snoop Dogg, Lil’ Wayne, Queen Latifah, Mos Def). However, I might be the first who can simultaneously rap, sing, and solve differential equations.
Production wrapped on the weekend leading into Spring Break, but I sought an appropriately glitzy, grandiose gala for the world premiere. Enter last night’s Lusher Junior/Senior prom. A few limos, glittery gowns, white tuxes – How fittingly pretentious an event for me to release my latest masterpiece to the world. A couple hours into the affair I hit the stage and gave my adoring fans what they wanted. True, there’s a striking similarity to “Love In This Club” by Usher ft. Young Jeezy, but my intelligent lyrical prose and salacious vocal stylings leave no room for comparison to the lightweight pop prince.
So go ahead, foxy mathematical mamas: Dim the lights, pour yourself a tasty non-alcoholic beverage, and romance a few word problems deep into the night with a little “Math In This Class,” compliments of Mista Whizz-ite. You’re welcome, ladies.